Indeed, BekBek. I have swiffered, and shall continue to swiff...nay SWIFFER... entire kitten's worth of MY HAIR off of an incredibly tidy flat's floors.

While yes, it's true, every day I do manage to shed enough hair to make a bald man cry and still maintain thick, luxurious, hair commercial quality hair - the Swiffer is the only cleaning weapon capable of tackling my tenacious mane.

Mayhaps one day
When I am old and grey,
I shall Swiffer enough hair
to create my own pet "me"
With which to play.

(Creepy Old Lady verse brought to you by the aforementioned Me.)